THE BLOG OF DISQUIET :Qweir Notions,an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since2008.
Monday 30 November 2015
Hot Tip for Sensualists
Boys, Dudes and Gentlemen- Don't wash your hands after chopping the chilli. Pull down your pants and wipe them on your willy. Girls, women, ladies can (of course) do the same though their (just as sensitive)
much smaller willy doesn't quite rhyme.
We cook a lot of Mexican cuisine and use chiles a lot, having to deseed them and dice them. I can say from experience they burn the penis badly, and I have told my wife she cannot cut them up--that's my job. Even so, I wear plastic gloves when I do, and even those don't completely keep the chile oils from my hands. This not good advice, Auban. Or your peppers are not really that hot.
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We cook a lot of Mexican cuisine and use chiles a lot, having to deseed them and dice them. I can say from experience they burn the penis badly, and I have told my wife she cannot cut them up--that's my job. Even so, I wear plastic gloves when I do, and even those don't completely keep the chile oils from my hands. This not good advice, Auban. Or your peppers are not really that hot.
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