in the USA
voted for Donald Trump
twice.
According to research by
prof. Diane Roberts of Florida University.
America may never heal.
How much is due to racism,
how much to grotesque 'sex-appeal'?
*that is to say
a charmless shade
of pinkish-gray.
blogo en nebulo
in the USA
voted for Donald Trump
twice.
According to research by
prof. Diane Roberts of Florida University.
America may never heal.
How much is due to racism,
how much to grotesque 'sex-appeal'?
*that is to say
a charmless shade
of pinkish-gray.
in India
are a vibrant movement for reform.
In many other places they compose
the polluting Tourist Swarm.
was a scarecrow
dreamed up for BBC "children's hour" in 1935
by Barbara Euphan Todd, with much of the genius
of Flann O'Brien.
Like At Swim-two-Birds
it defies illustration and translation
to the screens. It came out as
the first Puffin book in 1936.
Worzel (a word for a kind of turnip,
mangel, swede or rutabaga)
described himself as a kind of crow,
just as a hedgerow is a kind of row,
or a hedge-sparrow is a kind of bird.
The note on the pre-title page
is almost absurd,
announcing that it is suitable
for readers of 8 and over.
I last read, and marvelled at it
it when I was 84¾.
Russian, wrote Sasha Dovzhyk,
is my mother tongue,
and Liberation means
ripping it out of my throat.
The Saleable Human
Quite apart from renting our
(mainly women's) genitals
for others' pleasure
while we're alive,
wombs can be rented
(even by queer couples)
for babies
to grow in, as can
sperm, eggs,
blood, milk, kidneys,
and possibly other bits and pieces
Eyes and livers
hearts and perhaps prostates
are valuable
when we are dead
especially if we're young
and die quickly, not too mashed up,
by mischance.
Some can sell their whole bodies
for Medical Purposes in advance.
It would be indiscreet
to ask how many fine fresh
corpses are sold as meat.
is my sort of game:
much more fun than football
on a wet February afternoon.
In the 1950s I enjoyed Canasta,
Bézique, Mah Jongg and even
Snakes and Ladders.
I tried at school to learn to fence,
but, of course, had no co-ordination.
Often I could not even hit the ball
with a tennis racquet.
Games I might have watched
if I had owned a TV set
could have included badminton, tennis, snooker,
basketball, ski-jumping (whatever that is)
and curling on ice (I have seen the stones
being made, on video).
Now the only game I'll play (not watch)
is Dead Man's Bones.
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| Foosball is fun for five minutes. |
I rediscovered only yesterday this famous phrase
of the wonderful Carson McCullers...
in The Member of the Wedding
which I first read in my 'teens
(a time when the word 'teens
first entered the Northern Irish vocabulary).
Pondering this I have concluded that
there has never been a we of me,
except in woods and trees.
Landscape, woods and trees
have always been the we of me
– but never the consuming sea.
Probably my closest friends
have always been my unassuming skin-mites.
Let them party till I cease to be !
(of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
is, according to environmentalist
and civil rights protector George Monbiot
a country that now keeps hundreds of political prisoners,
a country in which you can get six months in jail
for marching slowly down the street.
in the 1940s and 1950s,
children had the right to roam.
They played football in the street
(while I slunk past on my two left feet).
My friends and I explored
bombed houses and houses being built
to replace them. We went off on bicycles
to pick blackberries or swim in the sea.
Our house was never locked (and upholding
a tradition, my own house here
in rural France is never locked, nor is my car).
Here, as elsewhere, no kids play in streets,
no kids are seen alone.
There is a children's Leisure Centre, highly supervised,
which has a locked door with a code and speakerphone.
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| Belfast 1950s |
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| I used to play 'conkers'. |
There were hopscotch and skipping etcetera
This is one of the few pictures showing middle-class children
(as I was) but it was taken in America.*
*BritIrish boys had to wear short pants until they were twelve,
and there was hardly any person of colour in the whole of Ireland.
Before the advent of window-glass,
birds and bats (maybe flying foxes)
could fly into the bedrooms of the rich.
A tester (presumably connected
with French teste or tête),
was the covering of wood or material
(not quite a baldaquin)
supported by the posts
of a four-poster bed
(lit à colonnes in French) to prevent
the occupants being shat upon.
Curtains kept out the considerable
draughts from glassless windows.
Attentisme
is a fine French word meaning literally
wait-and-see-ism.
In a French summer of continual heatwaves
and wildfires,
in a world of continual futile, cruel wars
environmental destruction
and moral slough
we are all reduced to being attentistes
and attentismatics now.
Attacking a Pride march is only a small part of it.
After all, to some pervertedly 'normal' people
a vulgar Pride march is a provocation.
Yet Queers are constantly bombarded
by offensive norms and Family Values
and the sexual paranoia of the breeders –
Christians, Muslims, Jews and even Atheists.
The whole structure of society is tightly
heterosexual, dynastic,
gynophobic, Abrahamic...
and, not least because of a kind of
epistemic convergence
there is no 'Queer Community'.
Some Queers are rampant fascists, others
are Quakers and pacifists,
and some even ape the breeders
by surrogately producing children.)
But it was not thus in Ancient Greece
or Egypt or Celtlands...nor, I suggest,
on most of the peopled planet before the rise
of murderous forms of Christianity.
is a millionaires' village in the Cotswold Hills
in the centre-west of oppressive England.
This is a roof-boss in the church.
Does it represent the Ram of Israël's God
silencing Human Blasphemy
or just the human's dog ?
but social inequality, too.
On social inequality:
Economic analysis for the charity Crisis in 2018 estimated that permanently ending homelessness in Britain would cost £9.9bn over 10 years. But it would save £26.4bn by reducing pressures on the Health Service, criminal justice system and payment of allowances and benefits.
you won't have compassion for human beings."
– War-zone animal rescuer, Hussein Hamze,
southern Lebanon,
In Belfast, my home-town, I once saw my Double
across the traffic on the other side
of University (or was it Botanic ?) Avenue.
On my favourite porn-site yesterday
I saw a squirting willy which was exactly
the same as mine. My Doppelwichser, maybe
(I didn't see his face above his beard.)
As exciting as it was surprising:
a minor wonder to make me ponder.
Perhaps unviolated todgers carry something
of their owners' personalities ?
(Those with eyes to see...)
And the mentalities of the sadly circumcised
are sadly circumscribed ? (Alas! O Israël,
O Jordan, Egypt, UAE and Palestine !)
(Just a passing fancy passed in confidence.)
(I'll spare you the photographic evidence.)
of vaguely wondering about the charred-wood smell
when I go outside, I suddenly realise that
it's coming from the wildfires on the Atlantic coast
200 kilometres away.
(I have always been slow on the uptake.)
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Pyro-cumulonimbus clouds near Bordeaux.
It's the moon
I have to thank
or curse. Once
a month I am
'sexually active'
and have a wank.
asked of Andrew O'Hagan,
brilliant author of Caledonian Road.
This much-praised and very dated poem is at least as bad as some of mine
and much more tedious.
Like most bad popular poetry it is written for performance,
not for the inner eye or intellect.
it would have been ridiculous fantasy
to imagine that one could have bed-time
music (beside one's bed)
coming live (not by the world-wide-web
but by digital audio broadcasting) free, unpaid
for, on ABC Classics' early-morning
programme (with dawn chorus)
from Adelaide.
Spare a thought also
for nubile, trafficked boys and girls
amongst whose duties
is the cutting of the toenails
of paedophile and aged billionaires.
might have been outraged
by shrines and sacrifices to Cybele and Pan,
Priapus and Artemis and Zeus,
at almost every street-corner,
so, too, am I, a mildly-vegetarian man,
sickened by the stink of the neighbours'
Satanic barbecues.
are Fair-weather Friends.
A lot depends
on whether
and how they endure
your weather.
to shock headlines
that read: WOMEN'S
DRUG RAPE GANG
TRAUMATISES
MULTIPLE MEN
DAMAGING THEIR WILLIES.
instead of
not God himself
Could now annihilate."
Indeed not, Deep Emily :
it will annihilate itself,
past, present and future
- and us all.
CIVISE (France's Economic, Social and Environmental Council)
reports that every three minutes in France a child is sexually abused.
*
At this very moment, somewhere in the air,
female cabin-crew are being groped, propositioned, pawed,
insulted or shouted at...while bladder-weak
male passengers piss in their seats, or against the outside
of the occupied toilet door
on their way to a vacation in the sun.
What is it about human males (of which I am one) ?
Not so very long ago
there was a little game
played for fun
between and within villages,
neighbourhoods
and towns in England,
originally with a pig's bladder
that was kicked by opposing teams
attempting to get it through goalposts
at either end of a fairly-level field.
Sometimes these were marked by
a pile of clothes or old fence-posts.
As with everything it gets involved with,
the USA not so much accepted
the unAmerican football World Cup
(and a minor sport in North America)
as imposed itself upon it.
about the actual personality
or - say- night time behaviour
of the failed but famed Saviour
we know only his frugality.
*Hilaire Belloc wrote a famous quatrain:
How odd
of God
to choose
the Jews.
Are we not entertained?
“No collapse,
just a gradual shrinking/ of the present.”
OKSANA MAKSYMCHUK