Caitlín Ní h-Uallacháin alias An Sean-Bhan Bhocht*

If Ireland were a woman

better not sniff around Limerick

where they put the first ever

Duty-Free Airport;

and keep away from Belfast

looking backwards, spewing bile;

don't go near Rosslare's little arsehole

even if you're in denial.

Avoid also the Mullet

hanging flat and empty

and crushing little babies

with the milklessness of God.

They call that cruel island

'The auld Sod'.

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sean-Bhean_bhocht