A saucepan

with convenient
handle for emptying, especially
over a balcony

is a much more sturdy and
practical piss-pot
for men or women, than a
plastic hospital bottle.

It won't easily be

overturned, can slip under a bed,
and is less remarkable,
if left lying around.

And is less eye-catching than this
rare, Victorian, breakable
'she-wee' bottle,

.  

retailing on Etsy for 50 pounds.

It can even be used for scooping
or cooking...