In Belfast, my home-town, I once saw my Double
across the traffic on the other side
of University (or was it Botanic ?) Avenue.
On my favourite porn-site yesterday
I saw a squirting willy which was exactly
the same as mine. My Doppelwichser, maybe
(I didn't see his face above his beard.)
As exciting as it was surprising:
a minor wonder to make me ponder.
Perhaps unviolated todgers carry something
of their owners' personalities ?
(Those with eyes to see...)
And the mentalities of the sadly circumcised
are sadly circumscribed ? (Alas! O Israël,
O Jordan, Egypt, UAE and Palestine !)
(Just a passing fancy passed in confidence.)
(I'll spare you the photographic evidence.)
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