Hello, doctor.
I'm fine, thank you : some slight
dizziness when standing upright
after sitting down,
sometimes while walking in the town,
sometimes resulting in a faint.
Problems with hearing and with sight.
"Post-it" psoriasis on my thigh:
I could write a note on it and peel it off .
Permanent bloat .
(Another ventral hernia before I die ?
or just gastritis or intolerance of food,
like any ageing saint ?)
Otherwise, I have no complaint,
for, on the other hand, I seem to have
a highly-advanced Übermensch prostate
which has enabled me simultaneously
to piss and ejaculate.
If I'm still alive next month
I'll post another cheerful Old Age Update.
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