Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions, an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since 2008 .

Monday, 5 May 2025

The demon semen.

Not knowing or caring who my father was
until I was in my eighties,
I am glad to say that when I was young
there was no oppressive obscenity of
Fathers' Day to make me squirm ;
and springtime Mothering Sunday* had not been
so profitably raped and vulgarised by Hallmark. 
Now, as a happy three-times-failed abortion, I re-affirm
that while the celebration of fatherhood repels me,
there was no point in my crying over spilt sperm.


*The one day in the year, apart from Christmas,
 when an agricultural worker or a girl 'in service' could go home,
 with some of the money earned, and fond regards,
 if their mother was still alive and not far away.
 I now propose a 'Failed Abortion Day'
 with pretty pop-up cards.


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