Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions, an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since 2008 .

Friday, 2 August 2024

Smegman (for Malcolm)

washes his willy with Cif*
which pleases him more than a spliff

Let's not mention his arse or his feet
(which taste faintly of lobster-meat)
or even his socks
(perhaps harbouring pox)

He has to send himself e-mails
to remind him to tackle his toenails...

Sometimes senescence
brings unpleasant presence...

*A Unilever cleaning product which contains particles of gently-scouring plastic.


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