Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions, an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since 2008 .

Tuesday 28 February 2023

I hear that men are spending

large sums of money
on 'masculine fragrances'.

I simply (and inexpenisvely)
shake a few drops of pure fennel
or camomile oil
down my trousers on Tuesdays.

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