Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions, an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since 2008 .

Saturday 5 February 2022

Good news.

Since the 1970s, the problem for suiciders
has been in finding a quick and painless pill
to bring on The End.  

Nembutal (Sodium pentobarbital,
which once gave me wonderful dreams)
is now available only to ancient addicts,
veterinarians (for supplying a kind exit
for animals) - or in Mexico.  

So you need to be rich (and aware of scams)
or to have a friend who is a suicide-friendly
animal doctor in order to get it.

But help is at hand! Fentanyl 
is here.  A few grains are enough to kill
you quickly, efficiently and painlessly.

You only have to slum it for a bit
take a brief walk on the dark side -
though that might be as difficult
as getting to a pharmacy in Mexico.


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