from the Militant Fait-Néant Anthropophobe's Almanack.
1. Notre-Dame is Burning Down
Notre-Dame is burning down, burning down, burning down
Let it burn down to the ground:
The best of Man is his ruins.
2. (to the tune of Ring-a-ring-a-rosies)
Surely not the direst
Cough-wheeze mild disease
Too few fall down.
(not even I, alas! - so far...)