If you're off on Jihad, it's vital to protect your urge-bits,
as this sensible young man demonstrates.
Wouldn't it be hell to roam the dreamy groves
of Paradise without a healthy, intact tool
for extracting heavenly pleasure
from the young virgins queuing up in droves ?
2 comments:
Anyone who has taken a virgin's virginity knows that there is little that is paradisiacal about it--for the male's pleasure and even when the virgin is eager and willing. There is too much that has to go in to too little a space. As Lena Denholm says with her characteristic wit, "It is like stuffing faloofah into a Mason jar." What does this belief about a Jihadist Paradise say about Paradise?
So, what if a bomb blows the rest of the body away from the tool. Isn't the effect the same? :)
Brian L.
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