Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions in the Armpit of Diogenes by DINGO the DISSIDENT binge-thinker since February 2008.
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Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Vital Protection for Eternity


If you're off on Jihad, it's vital to protect your urge-bits, 
as this sensible young man demonstrates. 

























Wouldn't it be hell to roam the dreamy groves
of Paradise without a healthy, intact tool 
for extracting heavenly pleasure
from the young virgins queuing up in droves ?
 

2 comments:

Marcus Billson said...

Anyone who has taken a virgin's virginity knows that there is little that is paradisiacal about it--for the male's pleasure and even when the virgin is eager and willing. There is too much that has to go in to too little a space. As Lena Denholm says with her characteristic wit, "It is like stuffing faloofah into a Mason jar." What does this belief about a Jihadist Paradise say about Paradise?

Anonymous said...

So, what if a bomb blows the rest of the body away from the tool. Isn't the effect the same? :)

Brian L.