Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions, an uncommonplace-book from the Armpit of Diogenes, binge-thinker jottings since 2008 .

Saturday 26 July 2014

How to indulge your moments of minor megalomania:

Tell any approaching (trousered) male that his flies are undone
and he will bow most elegantly and deferentially before you .
Then run.

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