Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions in the Armpit of Diogenes by DINGO the DISSIDENT binge-thinker since February 2008.
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Thursday, 26 September 2013

Deep Statistics

The page most visited on my websites
is the one about the gentle art
of masturbation : some 300
visits every week, from computers
in Korea, Sa'udi Arabia, Bolivia, Malawi
as well as North America and Switzerland.
 Going deep
into the excellent statistical analysis
(from statcounter)
I find, however, that 94% of the visits
don't last longer than five seconds.
 It's enough to make me weep!

4 comments:

Jindra K. Hrdlička said...

I never considered statistics to be reliable.
However, if you are there for the "people" they may ultimately disappoint you.
Get yourself, like me, on Ego Protection Program and fuck the stats.

Wofl said...

Of course I'm not 'there for The People'. I was just amazed that so many people found my obscure and philosophical page - and ran away to look for a porn-site.

The Good News : people stay much longer on and return to my diogenes.htm page. Maybe they fled there from the masturbation page ?

The English Major said...

I was one of the ones who spent a lot of time on your masturbation page while I was trying to get into a character's masculine headspace. Now I find your Diogenes page more useful to the headspace of my characters. Physical sensation is fleeting; cynicism is not.

Wofl said...

Thank you for spending time on my website. However, my mind is only one-third masculine. The other thirds are feminine and canine.