Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions in the Armpit of Diogenes by DINGO the DISSIDENT binge-thinker since February 2008.
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Saturday, 24 August 2013

The Exorcist

A self-styled Spirit-chaser was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province (China)
after he charged a young woman 20,000 yüan (over 3,000 US dollars)
to banish "the ghosts in her vagina" with his penis.

A Xin, a spice-shop employee, consulted Mr Huang
after hearing that he could help her to attract her employer, with whom she was infatuated.

The two agreed to meet in a hotel room,
where Huang asked her to remove her clothes and lie on the bed for an examination.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1, 2013 after A Xin called the police,
according to the Southern Metropolitan Daily News.

Mr Huang had told her that ghosts in her vagina
were preventing her boss from falling in love with her -
spirits which he could catch and neutralise - but only with his penis.
This she allowed him to do.
Mr Huang explained that he had "sacrificed his virginity" for the exorcism.

He later told 'authorities' 
that he had long since lost the ability to have an erection, due to diabetes.

2 comments:

Jindra K. Hrdlička said...

To banish the ghosts in women's vaginas is not a easy thing to do. One needs the right equipment.
Sometimes the ghosts return and you have to do it all over again.
But charging for it is wrong.

Wofl said...

But it is a terribly brave and risky thing to do: the ghosts can get into your penis...and give you diabetes !