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Saturday 13 April 2013
How do you like to spend your mornings, Mr Kintz ?
“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job.
Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like
to.
But not today, as I’m sick.”
Why had I never heard of this guy before this morning, when I read Yindra's blog ?
He is my famous, amusing, witty and much-read alter ego ! (I hate him to bits.)
He also wrote this: "I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
Well, my only ambitions as a kid (or ever) were to have a beard, wear a pirate's ear-ring, smoke a pipe, and have a big hairy chest. I failed on only one of these - no prizes for guessing which one.
When I came out of prison, I used to apply for jobs,using my parole officer and arresting officer as references on my applications. I was never asked in for an interview, but, the mere fact I'd made the application meant I still got my giro.
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Why had I never heard of this guy before this morning, when I read Yindra's blog ?
He is my famous, amusing, witty and much-read alter ego ! (I hate him to bits.)
He also wrote this:
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
Well, my only ambitions as a kid (or ever) were to have a beard, wear a pirate's ear-ring, smoke a pipe, and have a big hairy chest. I failed on only one of these - no prizes for guessing which one.
When I came out of prison, I used to apply for jobs,using my parole officer and arresting officer as references on my applications. I was never asked in for an interview, but, the mere fact I'd made the application meant I still got my giro.
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