Sold yesterday for over £23 million ($34 million)

Gerhard Richter: Abstract Composition (upside-down)

Well, it's not bad  - but better upside-down.
I'd give maybe £250 (€300, $350) for it.
But then I'm a painter, not an investor,
not a fool - and not a con-man.

THE MORE ARTIFACTS, THE LESS ART.