It's a funny (?) coincidence, but yesterday on a tube platform in west London it was announced that there were major delays due to 'someone throwing themselves in front of a train'. By the time, we got to Westminster, heart of the Empire and centre of tourism, the delays were attributed to 'a severe customer incident'. So there you have it! No point in registering your dissent by suicide; it'll just be registered as 'severe customer incident'!
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It's a funny (?) coincidence, but yesterday on a tube platform in west London it was announced that there were major delays due to 'someone throwing themselves in front of a train'. By the time, we got to Westminster, heart of the Empire and centre of tourism, the delays were attributed to 'a severe customer incident'. So there you have it! No point in registering your dissent by suicide; it'll just be registered as 'severe customer incident'!
NewSpeak never died, it just constantly reNews itself via new mouthpieces.
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