Dingo the Dissident

THE BLOG OF DISQUIET : Qweir Notions in the Armpit of Diogenes by DINGO the DISSIDENT binge-thinker since February 2008.
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Thursday, 1 April 2010

POLICE SAY

(a found poem)

Police say 28-year-old Anthony Coffman
walked into the Jay C. Foodstore,
pulled out a hunting knife
and attacked packages of hamburgers.

When an employee tried to stop him,
police say Coffman lunged at the man
with the hunting knife.

"He told people at the store
that God had sent him there to do that.
And he was trying to save young girls from the beef,"
said Deputy Police Chief David Lutz.

Coffman is charged with criminal mischief,
and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon.

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