The page most visited on my websites
is the one about the gentle art
of masturbation : some 300
visits every week, from computers
in Korea, Sa'udi Arabia, Bolivia, Malawi
as well as North America and Switzerland.
Going deep
into the excellent statistical analysis
(from statcounter)
I find, however, that 94% of the visits
don't last longer than five seconds.
It's enough to make me weep!
4 comments:
I never considered statistics to be reliable.
However, if you are there for the "people" they may ultimately disappoint you.
Get yourself, like me, on Ego Protection Program and fuck the stats.
Of course I'm not 'there for The People'. I was just amazed that so many people found my obscure and philosophical page - and ran away to look for a porn-site.
The Good News : people stay much longer on and return to my diogenes.htm page. Maybe they fled there from the masturbation page ?
I was one of the ones who spent a lot of time on your masturbation page while I was trying to get into a character's masculine headspace. Now I find your Diogenes page more useful to the headspace of my characters. Physical sensation is fleeting; cynicism is not.
Thank you for spending time on my website. However, my mind is only one-third masculine. The other thirds are feminine and canine.
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