said that sheople
don't so much speakle
as quotle and repeatle.
Here is my version of his poem
The Birth of Philosophy :
Sheep glares at me with shock and awe
as though I were the first biped it saw.
Mesmerising glare! We stand like we're asleep.
It seems the first time that I have seen a sheep.
Morgenstern's Gallows Songs (1905) are well-known amongst German speakers, and influenced Bertolt Brecht as well as Otto Dix.
is French : PISCINABLE,
an adjective from piscine meaning a pool,
informs you that, in a garden
attached to a house you might be thinking of buying,
a pool might be constructed.
And from this adjective a noun might be constructed:
PISCINABILITÉ.
It contrasts with an English neologism I saw yesterday:
FUTILITARIANISM.
TEMPORALITY
Imperfect and Perfect Past
drank to a friendship made to last.
They toasted Future Simple tense
(which just shows their common sense).
Conditional and Perfect Plu
decided they would join in, too.
Tissue 1: 'You wouldn't believe it – I've got snot all through me.'
Tissue 2: 'That's nothing, kid. I stink of semen.'
Tissue 3: 'You've had it easy, sisters – I'm completely saturated with menstrual blood.'
Chorus: So we go to the landfill site,
the landfill site, the landfill site.
Off we go to the landfill site –
diapers, dead dogs and mud.
I've given blow-jobs on sofas
To men who didn't want me any more.
Why didn't they tell me before ?
Well, they wouldn't, would they ?
They wanted to have their cake and eat it.
Or eat their cake and keep it.
Cake and more cake, with whipped cream.
Love is just a meme...
*Also the title of a book by Romain Gary.
It is ridiculous to hold on to life
for the occasional bits of pleasure
you might get hold of through the fog
like food-scraps to a sad but hopeful dog.
the assassination of a pig
as much as the shooting of a president.
We are shadows of ignorance
cast over violence.
We don't like human corpses.
Donetsk,
I discovered today, was formerly known as
Aleksandrovka,
Yuzivka (or Hughesovka),
Stalin and Stalino!
The inhabitants will be so grateful
if it's renamed Putino.
Other people sow and grow
and harvest it, then you and they
cut slices off it
until the wrinkled end.
transitioning to a stuffy old fart is disturbingly predictable:
I have become prudish and Puritan,
like Abrahamic Elders and Paul the Apostle.
I once identified
(to some extent) as queer or invert
or one of those
because queers were then beyond the pale.
Now I am beyond the pale for queers
and every identity except nonentity.
it's good to be a misanthropic nobody,
especially in a world of pseudo-individuals.
Being nobody is good
provided you can secrete, protect
your nonentity successfully.
(Indeed there is a Catch in everything.)
was a term of slight-to-moderate abuse
applied by the English to Europeans east of England,
because, of course, the English could not deny
that they were European – until now
that they are half-American.
is an Albanian poet
now living in Germany.
He spent the first 30 years of his life in
THE SAVRA INTERNMENT CAMP
Here you are afraid to speak,
afraid to be silent.
Here you are afraid to smile,
afraid to be sad.
Here you are afraid
not to be afraid.
more of my translations from the Albanian >
My mind to me a torment is.
His was, I think, to Baudelaire.
I'd love to have no consciousness,
be nothing more than gentle air.
Crestfallen.
I imagine a sad cock (male fowl) or parrot,
and indeed:
crestfallen (adj.)
"dejected, dispirited," 1580s, creast falne...
Crest-risen –"proud, lusty" is from 1610s.
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The civet eats the coffee berries
which soften in its gut and are excreted whole.
They are collected and roasted.
They have a subtle under-taste of cherries.
The Javanese used civets this way in the 18th century
because they were forbidden by the very mean,
very nasty Dutch from entering the coffee-plantations.
Civets think the berries are delicious.
It was hard to prevent The Thieving Natives
from scooping up their droppings.
behind a bus depot,
he's a creature making the best of an environment
to which he is in some respects maladapted."
– Ned Beauman, GLOW.
A Gummy Squirrel – Psychropotes longicauda – is a type of sea cucumber. This specimen is 60 cm long with red palps, or lips
with which it feeds on sediment on the ocean floor
5,100 metres below the surface.
has been replaced in Britain by the cult of royalty,
and in the USA by the cult of Trump.
A mathematical genius
hounded for his homosexuality
until he killed himself,
now features on British money.
Two beautiful bridges
link the two French départements
of the Aveyron and the Tarn.
The first, a cantilevered railway-bridge, was inspired
by the then-recent Eiffel Tower and built
by the same construction-company
between 1897 and 1902, and had
the widest span of any steel-structure
in the world.
The second (also chosen from an open competition)
is a state-of-the-art, elegantly-curving
motorway suspension-bridge,
so high that fog forms and clouds descend below it.
Thanks to Socialism and the handsome Jean Jaurès
(pacifist, assassinated in 1914) it cost far fewer lives.
But (dear, less handsome, Lord Rogers)
it intrudes upon the landscape rather brutally.
The good news for solosexuals
is that (as in my own case)
masturbation may get better
as you get older
and maybe more creative.
“Basically, Russians are monarchists and Ukrainians are anarchists.”
Just like the difference between the English and the Irish.
of things that I have never understood
is why people want to be popular
rather than themselves.
I have always been one of the earnest,
uncomprehending Babes in the Wood.
What majestic tree
was sacrificed
in its prime
to make a coffin
for a figurehead ?
Whence came the flowers
for the thousands of glib
and vulgar 'floral tributes'
to the dead
queen of the Chagos Islands
'cleared' (like the Scottish Highlands)
of their inhabitants,
and lightly, poisonously populated
by the American military instead ?
is a short-acting sleep-aid
which I have been taking for some years.
It has the side-effect underlined below,
which should be reported to my physician.
'Doctor, this drug is making me feel good.
Help me to escape its evil clutches.
Please don't tell Big Brother.'
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Our culture cannot tolerate too great a sense of well-being. |
As you read this
at least ten million men are masturbating,
at least ten million people women
are being raped,
and a thousand trees are being chopped down
(to be burnt) in the Amazon basin.
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do".
this (by the naif Morris Hirschfield)
to this (by the creepy Michelangelo).
Hirschfield's painting is so much more fun
that I am happy to be a Philistine.
Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)18:10:38 No.4076722 [Reply]▶
>>4076722 (OP)
Any job where you're directly dealing with the public is a bad idea.
It's not nice to say but a very large portion of people are either very stupid, unreasonable, uncivilized to the point of being antisocial, and any combination of the above.
Even if the vast majority of people you encounter are good and everything goes smoothly, you'll always have a percentage of clients like this, and even it's overall worth it because of the money, doing what you love, etc. you need to question whether it's worth the effect it has on your psychology and the way you see the world and humanity.
The recently-deceased
fawned-upon monarch
of a shameless, genocidal
United Kingdom (in which
I was born in nineteen-forty-one)
once said to President Mandela that she had
'seen more of Africa than almost anyone'.
Ah, the crassness of the Windsors
and the greyish whites !
But I guess that the saintly Nelson
was well-used to mindless slights.
*and boulevards, and lush plantations in Kenya.
Exclusive: Employees said to be livid and shaken
as up to 100 Clarence House employees told they could lose their jobs.
which almost everyone has heard of – even me :
Coca-Cola, Nike, Starbucks, JCB,
McDonald's, Kleenex, the British Royal Family,
Google, YouTube, WhatsApp...but I think
no longer Semtex ('The Stronger
Explosive', not the drink).
There is a very large number of things
that I don't understand about people –
among them why we, who invented language,
are so frightened of using it to make
'real communication', but, instead, use it
to block other means of communication
enjoyed by animals.
Nor do I understand why I fret so much
about not understanding people.
My best friend (20 years dead)
had a bad stammer. I had the bad habit
of finishing his sentences when I knew
what he was going to say – which was often.
This may be why he left his rich sister
his considerable estate, and me (living on welfare)
just £50 and some of his books –
which I, being a library-lover, declined.
I used to stammer – until I left school
(but not in French) and would have been delighted
for other people to finish my sentences.
Now I stammer only when angry, especially in French,
and still haven't learned to shut up.
Homeless people and refugees
can't fall further on their knees.
Successor will be Lord of Flies.
Meeting Boris Johnson and Liz Truss together
on Tuesday in her delicate condition was obviously too much,
but she had no option as head of state.
Deferred manslaughter ? Or a mercy-killing ?
like 'they' medicalised
divergent sexuality –
then send diagnosed racists
for Electro-convulsive
and Aversion Therapies ?
