is like sex without laughter.
Monday, 3 October 2022
look much better on equines
than on humans.
I've given blow-jobs on sofas
To men who didn't want me any more.
Why didn't they tell me before ?
Well, they wouldn't, would they ?
They wanted to have their cake and eat it.
Or eat their cake and keep it.
Cake and more cake, with whipped cream.
Love is just a meme...
*Also the title of a book by Romain Gary.
Sunday, 2 October 2022
Saturday, 1 October 2022
the assassination of a pig
as much as the shooting of a president.
We are shadows of ignorance
cast over violence.
We don't like human corpses.
I discovered today, was formerly known as
Aleksandrovka, Yuzivka (or Hughesovka),
Stalin and Stalino!
The inhabitants will be so grateful
if it's renamed Putino.
Friday, 30 September 2022
Thursday, 29 September 2022
I once identified
(to some extent) as queer or invert
or one of those
because queers were then beyond the pale.
Now I am beyond the pale for queers
and every identity except nonentity.
it's good to be a misanthropic nobody,
especially in a world of pseudo-individuals.
Being nobody is good
provided you can secrete, protect
your nonentity successfully.
(Indeed there is a Catch in everything.)
Wednesday, 28 September 2022
was a term of slight-to-moderate abuse
applied by the English to Europeans east of England,
because, of course, the English could not deny
that they were European – until now
that they are half-American.
Tuesday, 27 September 2022
is an Albanian poet
now living in Germany.
He spent the first 30 years of his life in
THE SAVRA INTERNMENT CAMP
Here you are afraid to speak,
afraid to be silent.
Here you are afraid to smile,
afraid to be sad.
Here you are afraid
not to be afraid.
Monday, 26 September 2022
Sunday, 25 September 2022
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Saturday, 24 September 2022
– No ?
The civet eats the coffee berries
which soften in its gut and are excreted whole.
They are collected and roasted.
They have a subtle under-taste of cherries.
The Javanese used civets this way in the 18th century
because they were forbidden by the very mean,
very nasty Dutch from entering the coffee-plantations.
Civets think the berries are delicious.
It was hard to prevent The Thieving Natives
from scooping up their droppings.
we all - even newborn babies -
live too long.
Friday, 23 September 2022
Thursday, 22 September 2022
A Gummy Squirrel – Psychropotes longicauda – is a type of sea cucumber. This specimen is 60 cm long with red palps, or lips
with which it feeds on sediment on the ocean floor
5,100 metres below the surface.
has been replaced in Britain by the cult of royalty,
and in the USA by the cult of Trump.
Wednesday, 21 September 2022
Monday, 19 September 2022
A mathematical genius
hounded for his homosexuality
until he killed himself,
now features on British money.
Two beautiful bridges
link the two French départements
of the Aveyron and the Tarn.
The first, a cantilevered railway-bridge, was inspired
by the then-recent Eiffel Tower and built
by the same construction-company
between 1897 and 1902, and had
the widest span of any steel-structure
in the world.
The second (also chosen from an open competition)
is a state-of-the-art, elegantly-curving
so high that fog forms and clouds descend below it.
Thanks to Socialism and the handsome Jean Jaurès
(pacifist, assassinated in 1914) it cost far fewer lives.
But (dear, less handsome, Lord Rogers)
it intrudes upon the landscape rather brutally.
just like its suppression
can too easily lead to
the overwhelming of truth.
Sunday, 18 September 2022
The good news for solosexuals
is that (as in my own case)
masturbation may get better
as you get older
and maybe more creative.
Just like the difference between the English and the Irish.
Saturday, 17 September 2022
Friday, 16 September 2022
of things that I have never understood
is why people want to be popular
rather than themselves.
I have always been one of the earnest,
uncomprehending Babes in the Wood.
What majestic tree
in its prime
to make a coffin
for a figurehead ?
Whence came the flowers
for the thousands of glib
and vulgar 'floral tributes'
to the dead
queen of the Chagos Islands
'cleared' (like the Scottish Highlands)
of their inhabitants,
and lightly, poisonously populated
by the American military instead ?
Thursday, 15 September 2022
is a short-acting sleep-aid
which I have been taking for some years.
It has the side-effect underlined below,
which should be reported to my physician.
'Doctor, this drug is making me feel good.
Help me to escape its evil clutches.
Please don't tell Big Brother.'
Our culture cannot tolerate too great a sense of well-being.
Wednesday, 14 September 2022
As you read this
at least ten million men are masturbating,
at least ten million people women
are being raped,
and a thousand trees are being chopped down
(to be burnt) in the Amazon basin.
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do".
this (by the naif Morris Hirschfield)
to this (by the creepy Michelangelo).
Hirschfield's painting is so much more fun
that I am happy to be a Philistine.
Any job where you're directly dealing with the public is a bad idea.
It's not nice to say but a very large portion of people are either very stupid, unreasonable, uncivilized to the point of being antisocial, and any combination of the above.
Even if the vast majority of people you encounter are good and everything goes smoothly, you'll always have a percentage of clients like this, and even it's overall worth it because of the money, doing what you love, etc. you need to question whether it's worth the effect it has on your psychology and the way you see the world and humanity.
of a shameless, genocidal
United Kingdom (in which
I was born in nineteen-forty-one)
once said to President Mandela that she had
'seen more of Africa than almost anyone'.
Ah, the crassness of the Windsors
and the greyish whites !
But I guess that the saintly Nelson
was well-used to mindless slights.
*and boulevards, and lush plantations in Kenya.
Tuesday, 13 September 2022
– only 'in cold blood' !
(Food for thought.)
Monday, 12 September 2022
There is a very large number of things
that I don't understand about people –
among them why we, who invented language,
are so frightened of using it to make
'real communication', but, instead, use it
to block other means of communication
enjoyed by animals.
Nor do I understand why I fret so much
about not understanding people.
Sunday, 11 September 2022
Saturday, 10 September 2022
Friday, 9 September 2022
My best friend (20 years dead)
had a bad stammer. I had the bad habit
of finishing his sentences when I knew
what he was going to say – which was often.
This may be why he left his rich sister
his considerable estate, and me (living on welfare)
just £50 and some of his books –
which I, being a library-lover, declined.
I used to stammer – until I left school
(but not in French) and would have been delighted
for other people to finish my sentences.
Now I stammer only when angry, especially in French,
and still haven't learned to shut up.
Homeless people and refugees
can't fall further on their knees.
Successor will be Lord of Flies.
Meeting Boris Johnson and Liz Truss together
on Tuesday in her delicate condition was obviously too much,
but she had no option as head of state.
Deferred manslaughter ? Or a mercy-killing ?
Thursday, 8 September 2022
like 'they' medicalised
divergent sexuality –
then send diagnosed racists
and Aversion Therapies ?
Wednesday, 7 September 2022
the only country of any size without armed forces
is Costa Rica,
which is about the same size as Denmark
and, since 1949, has been prohibited by its constitution
to have a standing army.
Ireland is half as big again.
One of its shames is that it hitherto
has had and will continue to have
a quite unnecessary and pointless army
since its first (partial) liberation
from the UK in 1922.