A famous person is doubly so
for having a urinal in his house
because of the inconvenient height
of water-closets which are too tall
for the health of our bowels
(bidets – good also for feet – are just about right),
and too low for standing-up men
& 'the handicapped'.
Perhaps it is utilitarian like this:
or verging on the obscene like al-Fayed's:
Washbasins, good for hands and torsos,
are too low for washing the face,
and slightly too high for many men
(and adolescents) to piss in,
though easy to rinse with taps
and even wash the willy afterwards.
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