Anorgasmic.

It emerged from the trial of the odious Ghislaine Maxwell
that her appalling co-predator Jeffrey Epstein
had to be sexually "serviced"
thrice daily by young girls.

Evidently, his ejaculations were just
unsatisfying excretions -

and so it may be for millions of men
too indulged to consider, let alone appreciate
the art of masturbation.