in the arsehole of diogenes

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Thursday, 31 December 2015

Some things I learned in 2015 :

1. Clive of India's pet tortoise
died 232 years after he did.

2. St Nicholas was the patron saint
of repentant thieves.

3. American president Andrew Garfield
could write Latin with one hand
and Greek with the other, at the same time.

4. There is an online dictionary for
kidspeak acronyms and internet slang.

5. Younbg whisky (and presumably whiskey)
sent out into space to mature
becomes more complex in taste
than the terrestrial stuff.

6. Higher Beings don't snore -
apart from dogs.

7. God has no feet -
not even of clay.
This is why he/it is so insanely
ethereal-imperial.


2 comments:

Alma Kaselis said...

Nemesis the Pit Bull Terrier snores and Japanese Bobtail Cat Prometheus snores. LOUD. Do I?

Marcus Billson said...

Auban, for someone as erudite and as curious as you, is that all you learned?