in the arsehole of diogenes

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Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Abolish the Apostrophe!

That damned apostrophe!  What use is it
when most people seem to get it wrong
most of the time ?
It's useless pedantry to differentiate
orthographically its and it's, theirs and there's,
peters and Peter's...yet somehow
I can't abolish it from what I write.
Please, someone, help me!
Pass a law apostrophising
the damned apostrophe.

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