Fragment of a play by Ion B.Orto

Jz:  Did you know, guys, that crocodiles survived the last Great Extinction and will survive the current apocalypse and probably the seventh ?  

Palz cough politely.
Silence.

Jz:  You know, chaps, it's not such a bed of roses being the S of G.

Palz:  Bless us, Lord ! So you keep saying, especially after your devil-baiting 'trips'  in the Negev.  Meanwhile, there's been a bit of bother here.

Jz:  I read about it in Gay Times.  Those nail and spear-wounds, Judi - they'll heal quite well.  The Modena vinegar is not just a nice drink, you know. Keep on praying.  Soon you'll be able to live fast and die forever. That's the way forward. Way to go.

By the way - anyone know where to find J the B ?  His ma told my ma to ask me to ask you...just in case he's topped himself, y'know ?