Descent to the Dark Web*

dear Publius Virgilius,
is all too easy
with a VPN and the Tor browser.
*(Should I call it the Plutosphere ?)

There are nice pictures to make your heroin
purchase pleasant:

Fishy cocaine is pretty cheap, considering.

You can buy even more exciting
drugs, of course,
though an exiting drug
can be a bit pricey.

(An easy death at a chosen time
is not for the poor.)

You can buy Charon's Bitcoin withPaypal
having set up a Wallet or Portfolio
which is not for the faint-hearted
or the agèd – and then it is not too difficult
to pay for your heart's desire with a string
of code.  Of course, it may not arrive
(despite alleged escrow) and you'll be
a dupe rather than a proud owner
of eleven kilos of fentanyl or the latest
rocket launcher.

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