Eat your heart out, Cleopatra !

Not only can we now, at the height
of civilsation shower
(assuming that we have a shower)
with Asses' Milk shampoo 'and shower gel
for body and hair,'

but we latter-day Mark Antonies (and pooves)
can buy
special Asses' Milk Beard Shampoo.

Did M.A. have a beard ?
This stuff smells distinctly chemical.
Maybe I'll just use it on my little hooves.