The Devil does seem to have refined his penis somewhat in the last thirty years, from a brick shaped thing best kept in a luxury car to something that can be held in the palm of a hand, like a young puppy, only it is less furry. That aside, long before mobile phones people had the state of mind where they wanted to be 'anywhere but where they were' now mobile phones fascilitates that feeling, with ease!
I wrote about this many years ago when cellphones were a novelty:
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The Devil does seem to have refined his penis somewhat in the last thirty years, from a brick shaped thing best kept in a luxury car to something that can be held in the palm of a hand, like a young puppy, only it is less furry. That aside, long before mobile phones people had the state of mind where they wanted to be 'anywhere but where they were' now mobile phones fascilitates that feeling, with ease!
ReplyDeleteI wrote about this many years ago when cellphones were a novelty:
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You’re never alone
with a Willy Phone®
Inside or out.
Ten Number Memory. Six sexy
shades from Stallion Black to
Pheromonal Pink. Five Freudian Flavours.
Deluxe veined version available
To the devout.
(from 'Fearful Symmetry')