Friday, 14 October 2011

The safest medical procedure

is masturbation.
Though a small percentage of men
have not survived it,
there are no recorded cases
of female fatalities.

1 comment:

  1. Jindra K. Hrdlička October 15, 2011

    The term survivor seems to be popular.

    "I am a cancer survivor" announced someone.

    Good for you !

    "And you, what did you survived?"

    I am masturbation survivor. And proud of it.

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