Friday, 30 September 2011

If I were offered the choice

of possessing a soul
or a tail,
I would devote
the rest of my life
to the practice
of wagging.

3 comments:

  1. BearzSeptember 30, 2011

    What if having a tail was a sign of having a soul? If you have one you have the other? If you don't have what can be seen you don't have what can't be seen.... ?

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  2. WoflSeptember 30, 2011

    Well - not quite! There are tail-less apes (Bonobos, Gorillas...) who are very holy creatures.

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  3. WoflOctober 01, 2011

    If humans ever had souls, they mutated (or 'evolved') into keys and locks.

    And, of course, human sperm - the most evil creatures on the planet - have very long tails.

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